The Las Vegas Courtesan

Well it might not be that easy if it was all the time, but the past few days I have had a spike in customers who are Asian. Sometimes the people who come here from foreign countries don’t speak English well, but I can usually make it work. I don’t know exactly what is in town, maybe the Surfaces Flooring Convention, to cause the number of Asian customers to go up but I am happy for it! I’d prefer them all the time because: they usually spend decent money, they don’t get too crazy with requests, and the best part is they are quick! I mean done in less than ten minutes quick and don’t care that everything is over with and I can leave. The only down side is due to my height I am some sort of huge girl to them and a lot of times get sent away. Ah well I can’t win them all.

Things have been quite unpredictable lately as far as calls go and their consistency with money. Weekend nights have been slow and not making what I should or anything at all, but then week nights are when I make the most. I think this is due to the larger number of parties I have to deal with during the weekend and it is hard a lot of times to make those calls work. I guess it’s always like that in Vegas, but the weekends usually aren’t this bad. I have to consult the Vegas prostitutes bible: The Las Vegas Convention Schedule. May sound funny but it’s totally true when trying to figure out what is going on around town. Next week is the NBA All-Star game here. I hope it will be good then but I can never predict things sometimes.

Business out here in December is as slow as cold molasses. After the rodeo leaves (which ended yesterday but we all know they aren’t big spenders) there really isn’t a darn thing that comes through Vegas until the new year. Thankfully though at the New Year CES comes around. Surprisingly even though Las Vegas is known for the biggest spot to hold conventions, only certain conventions you actually see a return cash wise on the amount of people that are in town. For example, the NAB conference (National Association of Broadcasters) is one convention that blows my mind every year. In mid-April it comes into town with 140,000 people who work for NBC, Toshiba, or Sony yet if I don’t go out to the casinos to find a customer at the bar I will be broke. My phone doesn’t ring from the services and when it does it ends up being a waste of time. On the other end, a show like the wireless phone convention in May who has 15,000 attendants (these are people who sell cell phones for a living.. not the big income kind of guy) I will make quite a bit of money on. There is just no easy formula for this town. I have yet to figure it out.

Last night ended up being okay. I was boasting about my regular yesterday who ended up standing me up by the end of the night. I think I spoke too soon about him being a good regular. He says he swears he will call me next time but we will have to see about that. Luckily after a few small tips and some base calls (calls where only the fee was collected) a guy called me off of my Eros ad and immediately said what he wanted to tip. That always kind of makes me nervous because I definitely don’t agree to any entertainment on the phone for my safety. I said I like to meet you first and give you a strip tease… he said sure and I headed over there. He passed my little test to feel safer and everything worked out so I didn’t have to stay for very long. He got a discount anyway. I figured if I hassled him for more money then he might think I am a hustling him and would ask me to leave. Believe it or not it happens..