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Good News and Bad News in Las Vegas

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

So what do you want first, the good or bad news? Well I will tell you the good news first just because the bad news really isn’t all that bad and the good news is really awesome to me. It made my week.

Good news: The legal matters I was talking about recently? I went by my lawyer’s office on Thursday to handle some payment stuff for my first case (the one I wrote about recently was the second time I had been arrested and charged for solicitation). Earlier that day his assistant went in for me to handle the pretrial of the second case. Apparently I got so extremely lucky and got a D.A. who was fresh out of law school and when he was told that my first case was being dismissed, he just dropped the second case he was supposed to handle. I don’t understand why he really did this except maybe he didn’t want to bother with my case because I have been capable of getting previous charges dismissed. Whatever the case is I am so relieved and happy for this. I will go into more details about this case now that it is dropped in a future blog. All I know is even if this case went through to the courts, there was no way it would have stuck. They just saved their time by dropping it.

Bad news: Well like I said it really isn’t that bad. It is just that CES this year was pretty disappointing compared to the rumors I have heard over the years from call girls about how great it was. I did have some pretty decent and easy calls but they were pretty evenly distributed over the course of the convention. There wasn’t one night that was really great to write home about. Then again, if you’re in the sex industry or even a stripper, we all know how girls like to brag about how great this or that was last year or “back in those days”. I’m not going to lie, but I have done the same thing too. Anyway I just got a call from a service. Lets cross our fingers!

Las Vegas Honeymooners: Husband, Wife… Whore?

Friday, December 8th, 2006

Yea so I was horrible and never got around to writing my little story the other day about a interesting call. Looking back it just seemed humorous to me..

So I happened to be at the Sahara hotel on a different call for a service that didn’t go through. Cheap ass cowboys.. sometimes the Las Vegas Rodeo just pisses me off. Anyway the phone girl says she has a couple call on the same floor oddly enough. I show up and they are from Texas and seem pretty country also. They inform me that they just got married 2 hrs previously. I thought to myself “this couple goes down in the record book as strange”. Ok not strange but different. I’ll be nice since they so kindly paid me.

So I got the company fee out of the way and the wife informs me, while he washes up, that she wants me to give her husband a blowjob while she goes downstairs to get the cash. I always get paid upfront so I got some casino chips while she went to get cash. The way she made it sound was that she wanted him to be finished while she was out of the room and to not be included. Ok fine… so I started on him after she left and oops he was done in 2 minutes, literally. The wife comes back with the cash to her husband getting his boxers on. She says, “Well I thought she was going to start! Did you tell her no?”

I said, “Actually no… we’re done”

She got silent and exclaims “What in the hell ?!?! It takes me an hour to an hour and a half! What does she do that is so much better than me??”

Oh man. I felt bad for a split second but then realized… there is no reason for me to feel bad. She didn’t say she wanted to be there and if my performance was going to challenge hers then she should have never called in the first place!

I am sure that was a start to a beautiful marriage. Hah

 

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