The Las Vegas Courtesan

This morning I got one that will go down in the record books of odd.  At 9am I get a call from a blocked i.d.  I know a lot of girls who don’t answer these calls because a lot of people are pranksters. Though, through all of the prank calls I have had, I have actually made money off of calls that originally were blocked. So this older sounding man calls and wonders if I am available for an appointment this morning to come to his house in local upper scale neighborhood and starts asking what my donations are. I told him my normal routine speech about my minimum tip but would love to meet him first and talk face to face. He mentions that he has a certain fetish and would like to make sure that I can accommodate his request before we meet.

I say, ” Sure, what is your request?”

He says he has a certain foot fetish and would like for me to come in, take my shoes off, and play with him with my feet while we talk. Then lay him down, spread my toes on his face, and wiggle them around. He even went into such detail about what size shoe do I wear and how he likes that I have a bigger sized foot, and also asked if I wear a narrow shoe or wide. I said I am not sure but probably narrow. He seems like he is asking questions like he is reading off a list of requirements for his foot fantasy. I am holding back laughter as I imagine him with some checklist sitting in front of him while he calls girls. He even gets down to the detail of what time he would like for me to come over and what he would like for me to wear so I don’t look too conspicuous to his neighbors. Also if it was okay if someone from his business had to stop by.  I said it’s not a problem and would be there.

I stopped him before he asked another question and said that I have no way of contacting him since he called me from a blocked ID. He said that would not be a problem and would call me right back so I would have his number. Before he hung up just had to ask me one more question about a request pertaining to his fetish. He asked, “do you workout?”. I replied “I do sometimes.. why do you ask?”.  He said that his favorite thing is when feet are sweaty like after you workout… alright, what ever you say.  So he promises he will call right back so I have his number because this call went so well and he would like to meet me.

Does he call back? Of course not. He made me think it for a minute he would follow through but after a few seconds I laughed. What a way to wake up to: a weirdo prank caller making an unusual request. I like starting my day off with a joker!