The Las Vegas Courtesan

Well I have been missing in action for a little while and I apologize that I haven’t been able to keep up since I have been sick and taking a little break. Never fear though, I have returned!

In my last post I had said I was going to report back about the aftermath of the NBA all star weekend. I didn’t forget and will keep to my promise to make a little summary. 362 people were arrested that weekend and I remember reading in the paper that over 100 of them were prostitutes alone. I couldn’t imagine being arrested at that time so I was super careful about where I went and how I looked and making sure all of the customers checked out ok. There were a few shootings and thousands of people decided to skip their flights on Sunday so that Monday morning there was a line that went from Southwest Airlines (which is at the end of the drop off area) all the way past the other airline drop off points and down some more. I wish I could have seen a picture of that. I think the only main problem was with Southwest airlines and most people flew here on their planes. That original article in the paper said that the last of the stranded travelers went back home Tuesday evening.

Fights were breaking out every where. Even with as many police on the street I am sure there would have been twice as many arrests if they could have kept up with everyone. It could have been a lot worse but I think they would have been able to handle it.

In other news, I am back to working and my new testing of clients has put me more at ease. I have been sticking with telling the client that the agency fee gets me there and the both of us naked. Once I accomplish that step then I tell them to touch me just to be extra sure. I haven’t had too many problems with guys getting naked except for a few shy ones and one guy who thought I was the cop. I kind of snicker at people who think that I am vice but I just ask them the question: why would they set up a sting to bust tourists that pump money into the local economy? Vice thinks that I am the one taking away from the city, not the tourists. The only sting I have heard of where they picked up clients was last June during a bust called “Operation Pimp” where they picked up 180 girls in two days and some clients who were picking up the streetwalkers on Tropicana or Fremont. One of the clients included a part time judge who also teaches at the community college. Other than that, I haven’t heard of busts on the clients.

Anyway… Glad to be back and will definitely keep up with posting.

Yes it’s actually raining in the desert. I love the rain lots except when I am working. It turns a night that could be good into a no call night. If you don’t have people walking down the strip or around town then you have no way of reaching them with advertising except with Internet or Yellowpages. Only one of the companies I work for now even use the Yellowpages and the rest rely on advertising on the streets. The reason why more companies don’t use the phone book is because of the incredibly expensive rates you have to pay every six months to keep an ad. Takes so many calls constantly to even break even on those ads. I understand why most companies stick to people passing out cards or little magazine stands.

The only call I received tonight was from my Eros ad from a guy at Circus Circus who had a bad listening problem. I really hate it when people call and don’t say hi or “my name is” and immediately just ask, “what do you charge per hour”. I respond with, “Well I like to come meet you and talk to you in person first but my entertainment starts at $$ and goes up from there. I don’t have any specific rates for hour or half hour it just ranges depending on the level of entertainment.” I know quite a few girls in other cities work on an hour or half hour rates, but what girls ends up doing around here is charging for whatever act they perform. I do take my time and all because I want the customers to enjoy themselves and not think I am just running off. Anyway, this guy kept pushing me to say what I do for my minimum price and what sexual acts does it include. I say that is illegal and I don’t like to talk on the phone anyway like I said before. I suggested for me to come by and meet him under no obligation (to perform my little tests so I feel more comfortable) but he just responded with an “I’ll call you back”. He called back 10 minutes later again asking me more pointed sexual questions and how much to get out of the atm. I again repeated that I would love to come meet him but I cannot answer his questions without coming over first. He said another “I’ll call you back”, but of course he didn’t. I am sure I frustrate a lot of guys by saying that I would like to come over first but they have to understand that no one can talk about sexual acts over the phone. In the end, maybe I am the only frustrated one

Well it might not be that easy if it was all the time, but the past few days I have had a spike in customers who are Asian. Sometimes the people who come here from foreign countries don’t speak English well, but I can usually make it work. I don’t know exactly what is in town, maybe the Surfaces Flooring Convention, to cause the number of Asian customers to go up but I am happy for it! I’d prefer them all the time because: they usually spend decent money, they don’t get too crazy with requests, and the best part is they are quick! I mean done in less than ten minutes quick and don’t care that everything is over with and I can leave. The only down side is due to my height I am some sort of huge girl to them and a lot of times get sent away. Ah well I can’t win them all.

Things have been quite unpredictable lately as far as calls go and their consistency with money. Weekend nights have been slow and not making what I should or anything at all, but then week nights are when I make the most. I think this is due to the larger number of parties I have to deal with during the weekend and it is hard a lot of times to make those calls work. I guess it’s always like that in Vegas, but the weekends usually aren’t this bad. I have to consult the Vegas prostitutes bible: The Las Vegas Convention Schedule. May sound funny but it’s totally true when trying to figure out what is going on around town. Next week is the NBA All-Star game here. I hope it will be good then but I can never predict things sometimes.

This morning I got one that will go down in the record books of odd.  At 9am I get a call from a blocked i.d.  I know a lot of girls who don’t answer these calls because a lot of people are pranksters. Though, through all of the prank calls I have had, I have actually made money off of calls that originally were blocked. So this older sounding man calls and wonders if I am available for an appointment this morning to come to his house in local upper scale neighborhood and starts asking what my donations are. I told him my normal routine speech about my minimum tip but would love to meet him first and talk face to face. He mentions that he has a certain fetish and would like to make sure that I can accommodate his request before we meet.

I say, ” Sure, what is your request?”

He says he has a certain foot fetish and would like for me to come in, take my shoes off, and play with him with my feet while we talk. Then lay him down, spread my toes on his face, and wiggle them around. He even went into such detail about what size shoe do I wear and how he likes that I have a bigger sized foot, and also asked if I wear a narrow shoe or wide. I said I am not sure but probably narrow. He seems like he is asking questions like he is reading off a list of requirements for his foot fantasy. I am holding back laughter as I imagine him with some checklist sitting in front of him while he calls girls. He even gets down to the detail of what time he would like for me to come over and what he would like for me to wear so I don’t look too conspicuous to his neighbors. Also if it was okay if someone from his business had to stop by.  I said it’s not a problem and would be there.

I stopped him before he asked another question and said that I have no way of contacting him since he called me from a blocked ID. He said that would not be a problem and would call me right back so I would have his number. Before he hung up just had to ask me one more question about a request pertaining to his fetish. He asked, “do you workout?”. I replied “I do sometimes.. why do you ask?”.  He said that his favorite thing is when feet are sweaty like after you workout… alright, what ever you say.  So he promises he will call right back so I have his number because this call went so well and he would like to meet me.

Does he call back? Of course not. He made me think it for a minute he would follow through but after a few seconds I laughed. What a way to wake up to: a weirdo prank caller making an unusual request. I like starting my day off with a joker!