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Keeping It In The Family?

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I forgot about this incident that happened a few weeks ago that blew my mind. I must tell!

I went to Bally’s for an early morning call for one of the services I work for. I got in the room where there were three Canadian guys in their mid 20’s and collected the discounted agency fee from them pretty quickly. I soon figured out that they did not have the cash for their request for full service. I said sorry and tried to work something out but they didn’t want to change the request for full service. At that time one guy’s phone rings and I hear a voice on the other end that sounds familiar: a phone girl that I know and like from another service I work for. The guy says sorry but I have a girl already and paid her agency fee please do not send the other girl. Two minutes later a girl knocks on the door from the other service that was just on the phone. I was leaving and told her the situation and she was obviously brand new. Her and I start walking down the hallway towards the elevators.

Here’s where it gets strange:

At the end of the hall is a couch with people on it that she starts talking to saying she has to go back to the service. On this couch is an older woman who I thought was either be an aunt or her mother, one girl who is about 15 years old, one who looks about 16 and is dressed a little slutty, a boy about 15, and a girl who I assume is at least 18 because she was talking about ‘back when she worked at the Men’s Club’. All of them talked like they were family and totally knew what the girl was going into the room for. I was so puzzled and confused I was speechless. What the hell??

In the end I told the phone girl who had sent the other girl what happened. I would hate to see the owner end up on the front page like the cheerleading coach for something he didn’t know about. It still all boggles my mind… but there is no doubt in my mind that they were related. One heck of a family!

 

The Las Vegas Girl is back in town!

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Hey all… I had to take a last minute trip out of town and got pretty lazy about writing blogs just because I had nothing to write about since I was obviously not working! I have come back to Vegas now and see that the summer time lull has started to kick in at services. Though my phone has been ringing a little more from inquiries from my web site, I haven’t had much luck with booking calls because the people were either not understanding English or just weren’t in town yet. I also missed the Interop convention while I was out and that is kinda disappointing..

So I get back, look at my site and gasp at a jump in traffic and figured out where it came from. Thanks fleshbot.com for the link in your sex blog roundup at the end of May.

Anyway I am going to try and catch up on other blogs and figure out exactly what is going on around Las Vegas right now as far as the sex business is going. I know that the World Series of Poker at the Rio just started up again and is going on this whole month so I do look forward to those clients. I am also going to cruise WordPress for a new theme because, as a friend pointed out, you can’t read some stuff very easily. I agree and I need a change for sure!

The Magic Pussy

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

A girl and I went to a bachelor party call yesterday together and after a number of previous party calls that I ended up not making anything. I was not excited when we stepped in on yet another party. This party changed my luck for the night and we actually started off with decent tips for dancing and embarrassing the bachelor.

After that was all done with the guys gathered some cash to make sure their bachelor friend was taken care of at least with a hand job. Unfortunately we have to do this in the bathroom since their was only one large room. The bachelor sits down on the toilet and after he gets clean and puts on some protection, I start stroking him while the other girl takes her thong off. He isn’t too far from having an orgasm and as soon as she turns around and bends over, he twitches and its all done with. I’d say no more than 2 minutes does this all take place.

We send the bachelor off to see if anyone else is interested in some “private entertainment” with us and one guy steps in the bathroom. After convincing him that we are not just going to give a dance, he tips us for the same handjob. After taking 10 seconds to get hard, the girl does the same move of bending over and showing her pussy. Yet again the guy instantly finishes. Afterwards I tell her that she must have some sort of magical pussy for those kind of results!

 

Oscar De La Hoya vs. Floyd Mayweather Jr. and Cinco de Mayo: One knockout weekend in Vegas

Saturday, May 5th, 2007

They have been advertising the fight for months and months, every showroom in Las Vegas owned by MGM/Mirage is showing the event closed circuit, and the fans have all flooded into town. Personally, I am ready for the darn thing to be over with, but if the money I made last night is any indication of the money in town this weekend then I hope it never ends!

Around midnight to 1am I was getting pretty darn frustrated with one agency I work for. I have been working for them for years and don’t want to lose the priority I have built up with them (it always takes some time for your ability to make money become well known to the girls answering the phones and dispatch the calls), but some of the business practices and new fees have made it difficult to make calls work. There have been several nights recently where I have gone on calls for them for hours during prime times, only to be wasted on calls that didn’t answer, couldn’t get the fee, or got the fee and the client didn’t want to tip which means I walk away with nothing. These are the reasons why a lot of girls don’t like working for services but in my opinion, this way of making money is a little bit safer in Vegas… especially right now.  This company solely works from taxi cab and limo referrals so the fees are higher because the drivers get such a huge kick back. Recently the fee was upped from $200 ($150 to the driver and $50 to the company) to $250-$300 ($200-$250 to the driver STILL $50 to the company) due to competition from other companies stealing drivers. Its insane, and I know every one else reading this will be shocked. You can see why sometimes its hard to collect these fees when all the customer is getting is a strip and I am walking away with nothing if they don’t tip above that fee. So now I am sure many will ask, so why do you even work for this company? It is one of about five that I work for and even though their fees are high, I still do make money from them (though lately some of these nights I run around for nothing) and when I get tired and frustrated of running around for them, I sometimes call off and focus more on other services that I work for.

Anyway… there was a whole point to that diversion. I was getting frustrated last night, like I said, and was really close to calling it quits with them for the night around 5:30am because I was missing calls from other services that I thought would be easier to deal with. I gave in and finally said, ok one more chance but this better not be a waste of time. She swore it wouldn’t. I show up at THEhotel at Mandalay Bay and it turns out to be 4 girls, 2 guys and the agency fee is $250 a girl. Jesus Christ, I thought it was supposed to be good?! That means the fee is $1,000 total? That’s absolutely insane. We go upstairs and the two guys are here from Puerto Rico for the De La Hoya v. Mayweather fight. After chatting we actually collect the fee of $1,000. All four of us are kind of shocked and start talking tips after we all split up: 2 girls for each guy. The other girl and I get some money upfront to start giving him the minimum hand job when we finally convince him of giving us more so he can have what he is requesting: having sex with the both of us. Though this is probably every guy’s fantasy, it is quite annoying to pull off with two prostitutes. It’s a total mood killer for the guy when we are going through condoms, getting him to wash up or washing ourselves, and constant trips to the bathroom. The guy has sex with her first for about 2 minutes before the alcohol in his system makes him lose his erection, then after more washing and condom changing he tries having sex with me which lasted even shorter before his erection was lost. After an hour he hasn’t had an orgasm and realizes maybe he did drink too much the last night.  Even though that was frustrating, it ended up being a good end to the already decent night.

Lesson everyone should learn? Don’t spend thousands of dollars when you have drunk too much to enjoy your fantasy with two girls.

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