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A Good Article, A Bad Friday Night, and The Chicken Ranch Experience

Tuesday, May 6th, 2008

A friend of mine recently found this article about how prostitution and the escort economy is going. I was pretty shocked that such a high profile business magazine would right an article about the escort business and how much of money goes into it and how many man actually participate (I think the figure is a little on the light side… it says 700,000 men when I believe they get that in the western half of the U.S. alone). It breaks down everything from the typical average joe wanting to blow a little cash to the middle of the road client who pays for dinner and the date afterwards, and finally to the high roller who jets his date around the world in his airplane while distracting the wife at home with a spa treatment. I found humor in it since they pinned it pretty good (and the pricing as well though I would say the average client spends more here in Las Vegas on an escort than say… Miami). I applaud them for actually including it into the economy.

Anyway… I had an up and down weekend along followed with a good Monday. Friday night was terrible. I had made some money on two calls and I went to the MGM Signature section and saw a British couple. I collected the fee and they seemed to agree and completely understand what was going on and that I worked off of tips. Unfortunately, after getting naked and dancing, they didn’t want to tip very much (the company’s fee was the same amount as what they wanted to spend which just isn’t fair) and wanted some crazy threesome. Sorry but I just couldn’t stay… so I try to get them a cheaper girl and they freak. They don’t want me they don’t want anyone they just want the fee back. Its non refundable just as I told them before collecting it and I get on the phone with the girl at the agency who booked the call and as I put my phone down the guy grabs it and says, “Let me talk to her!” I said please give me back my phone that is my property. He refuses and hangs up on the phone girl. He says give me the money back or you don’t get your phone. I try calling from the room phone they wont let me. Every time I pick up the room phone to try and call my boss (and my friend) and he hangs it up from the other phone in the room. I am stuck and this goes on for like half an hour until he picks up the phone, calls security and says that someone has broken into his room and needs help. I freak out… I would have called security first but I am officially trespassing by being on an MGM property so when they see my ID I am screwed (and perhaps be arrested). I would have left my phone (if it was backed up recently and I have insurance so it would have cost me $50) and chunked the one he had in the tub and walked out. I was just stuck and macing 2 people ganging up on me is next to impossible without knowing some sort of fighting skills. Sigh…

Saturday I spent at the Chicken Ranch for the Sin City Chamber of Commerce’s annual Chili Cookoff and Golf Tournament. Quite a lot of fun and I was running on no sleep after that horrible event the night before (what I SHOULD have done kept racing through my head over and over). Had quite a bit of fun and beers and was surprised to meet Amanda from texasgoldengirl.com and a representative from Desiree Alliance. I wish I had been a bit more talkative and gotten a chance to get some interviews from the working girls at the Ranch but alas, I kind of was shy and didn’t get take the opportunity. All I know is I have a better understanding of what girls charge and how I don’t sound so ridiculous now charging what I do in Las Vegas. It’s just too far of a drive for a brothel, in my opinion.

Blog World Expo – Las Vegas

Thursday, November 8th, 2007

Well I am glad so far tonight has been a slow night because I have to go to bed early and be up bright and early for the Blog World Expo which is being held here in my lovely city of Las Vegas. I am excited to go and listen and learn about all things blogging especially since I just moved my site over here to my own domain. I love pointers, input and see what other people are doing. Maybe I will meet some of you there… and definitely meet new people.

Join Me at Blog World Expo

I Am Way Behind On The Times

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

I have been slacking on posting a whole bunch and reading other blogs that I am interested in on the same subject that I post about. I am sorry to all of you I have ignored. I have so much reading to catch up on!

So my friend introduced me to NetNewsWire so I can finally keep up with everything and get back into the swing of blogging more regularly again. It was seriously dead out here for a few weeks so that has also been a part of the reason why I have had writers block.

I wanted to get some recommendations of blogs people read that are related to prostitution and find interesting (but of course, aren’t on my blogroll). I haven’t searched too much lately and would like some more blogs to read.. so please give me some links! (as long as they aren’t links to purchasing Viagra)

The Naked Man at Circus Circus..

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

A funny story from a month or more ago I think back to and still chuckle about…

I get a call from an agency saying to go to Circus Circus the Manor buildings which are small older 3 story cheap rooms in the back. Basically, if really can’t afford the rooms in the main part of Circus Circus then you can go for the more budget option in the back of the property. I groaned at the location of the call but.. hey, you take what you can get.

These buildings have two entrances and are only accessible with an active room key so I call the phone girl to get him to come downstairs. A friend answers and says he is down there looking for me which makes no sense because he doesn’t know me. I look for him at both entrances and then I see a man wearing only a big t-shirt go back in the entrance furthest away from me. I fear the worst: this is probably the customer wandering around the building drunk and looking for his hooker. I take off towards that entrance and when I get there he is in the lobby area wearing this ratty t-shirt and NOTHING else. No boxers, briefs or shorts… just a large 50 year old wearing just a t-shirt and his small package poking out from under his gut and t-shirt. It took everything to hold in my laughter.

Once back in the room he takes off this shirt and walks around butt ass naked in front of his friend. The call itself went alright in the end but it was just too funny. Come to find out, him and his buddy were big Harley-Davidson bikers.. how macho!

 

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