The Las Vegas Courtesan

Yea so I was horrible and never got around to writing my little story the other day about a interesting call. Looking back it just seemed humorous to me..

So I happened to be at the Sahara hotel on a different call for a service that didn’t go through. Cheap ass cowboys.. sometimes the Las Vegas Rodeo just pisses me off. Anyway the phone girl says she has a couple call on the same floor oddly enough. I show up and they are from Texas and seem pretty country also. They inform me that they just got married 2 hrs previously. I thought to myself “this couple goes down in the record book as strange”. Ok not strange but different. I’ll be nice since they so kindly paid me.

So I got the company fee out of the way and the wife informs me, while he washes up, that she wants me to give her husband a blowjob while she goes downstairs to get the cash. I always get paid upfront so I got some casino chips while she went to get cash. The way she made it sound was that she wanted him to be finished while she was out of the room and to not be included. Ok fine… so I started on him after she left and oops he was done in 2 minutes, literally. The wife comes back with the cash to her husband getting his boxers on. She says, “Well I thought she was going to start! Did you tell her no?”

I said, “Actually no… we’re done”

She got silent and exclaims “What in the hell ?!?! It takes me an hour to an hour and a half! What does she do that is so much better than me??”

Oh man. I felt bad for a split second but then realized… there is no reason for me to feel bad. She didn’t say she wanted to be there and if my performance was going to challenge hers then she should have never called in the first place!

I am sure that was a start to a beautiful marriage. Hah