The Las Vegas Courtesan

I guess thats what comes with being more popular. Ah well its worth it in the end when it comes down to business.

So today was the latest prankster from New Mexico who talked faster than anything I have ever heard plus his heavy hispanic accent made me say “huh” and “what” every two seconds. After finally understanding him he wanted to be “friends” with me and talk on the phone. Sorry but no can do. I asked if he was coming to Vegas and he replied with “maybe”. I said when you are for sure and here in Vegas I would love to come see you but until then, I’m sorry I can’t chat on the phone. I come home to get ready for the day and he calls back again saying that he wants to come to Las Vegas but isn’t sure and “how much for a blow job”. I explain that prostitution is illegal and my normal speech and he asked me yet again after that. I hung up. Called back AGAIN and I just made sure he would never call again so I was silly and said I was going to call the cops if he did it again. Heh well it worked!

The funniest call this week? Oklahoma boy with a strong accent calls up on a Saturday at 3pm asking an odd request:
“I would just like someone to come over, wax my eyebrows and talk dirty in my ear”
I could barely hold back a laugh. I said I can definitely do the second request but not the first because well… I am an escort not and aesthetician! He said “well why not? I am not asking for sex I just want my eyebrows waxed and talked dirty to!” Again I repeated I can’t fulfill that request… and he said back:
“Well what kind of entertainer are you?!”
I hung up. I have to say that was about the funniest call.

So this week is convention season galore! March and such is known for the heavy conventioneer traffic plus spring break students (I am not too fond of) and March Madness. This week has been ConExpo (construction guys love hot girls), ShoWest (stage and production convention who also like hot girls) and some other smaller nerdy computer conventions.
Hope tonight is another good one!

My website has been picking up some steam and I have seen a pretty big increase in calls that come from my site or the ads I have on the internet. Good! My time and money is going to something profitable! Of course what comes along with it is more prank callers along with the people who are serious and want someone to come over!

I got an email from a guy who was staying at the Wynn and just emailed back and forth for a while but when I asked for a contact number several times I never got one nor an actual call from the guy. I said if you don’t give me a number then how can I meet up with you? Finally I get one and I talk to the guy and we plan on meeting at the Wynn at Midnight and gave me his room number along with the registered name on the room (you have to have in order to call people and verify they are really staying in that hotel). Well I made a HUGE mistake and didn’t call the Wynn to see if he was telling the truth about the room information. Really dumb mistake because on my way over there and having called the services I work for that I was going somewhere I finally called to make sure he was in the room. The operator said back to me after I gave the name and number he gave me, “I’m sorry but that guest is not registered to this hotel”. I was so mad at myself I couldn’t believe it. The man didn’t answer his phone after that and after talking to a phone girl at a service he had apparently been making the same idiotic move with them. What person is that bored and needy to write emails and call around town to waste time? Be a man and actually get a girl! What a waste of space.

Along with that winner of a guy I got a call of a man who sounded like he was smacking himself on the phone and another guy in from the Nascar races who planned two appointments but no showed on both of them. Sigh! I wish I could get credit card numbers and hold some sort of deposit to make people take my time seriously.

On the other hand I had two calls from couples that same week who ended up being generous on their donations and weren’t difficult to make their session a good one. I always like those calls… if only they were all that way! Anyway I must go… I am out of town currently and finally got a chance to sit down and write something to post! So frustrating.

This week is the MAGIC convention (I can’t find what it stands for but its basically a large fashion show for clothing makers that draws a lot of people). You could have fooled me that these people were even in town because it has been fairly quiet and the people I have gone to see on calls were not even here for any particular reason but to go on vacation in Vegas. The only reason why I know the fashion people are in town by the way people were dressed in the Venetian while I sat to eat at the Grand Lux Cafe. Great people watching site along with great way to assess how many crazy people come to Vegas. It’s amazing.

Besides the convention in town the other event going on is the hurricane force wind storm we are having. We get an amazing amount of wind here during the spring months but tonight is just something else. How’s a girl to keep her dress down in this weather? Heh. The answer is: she doesn’t! I am sure that is a factor in tonight’s quietness. I have seen at least two signs smashed to bits and a P.F. Chang’s sign that seemed to be speared by itself and slid down til it stopped on the larger part of its support beam. Wow. What a mess.

Hope some guys stay in their room and decide to get a girl to stay warm n’ toasty. I can surely help.