The Las Vegas Courtesan

New photo from a recent shoot 🙂

By the way…. still haven’t seen the stripper-mobile! I hope they haven’t banned it from the streets already. I will keep my eyes peeled tonight

So I get my share of silly phone calls from clients but I also like hearing about the ones that girls get at the offices that I work at around town. One night a few weeks ago it was pretty dead around town and I called a phone girl to chit chat and see what was up. She told me the only guy who called was one asking a pretty unusual question.

She said she answered the phone and the gave the guy the whole sales pitch about how she answers the phones for the girls and its $150 or so for the girl to come out to the room. He responded with a heavy accent, “Oh nono… I need to talk to the girl now before she comes over.” She said that she can’t do that because the girls only go to the room, not talk on the phone. He insisted again, “No I need to talk to the girl… I must talk to her before.” She tries convincing him again but gives up and pulls a fast one by shouting out to an imaginary girl, putting the guy on hold and picks up the phone again but with a more teeny-bopper voice, “Hello? My friend said you wanted to talk to me?”

He replied in a low voice, “Do you have to shit?”
“Excuse me?”, she said.
“Do you have to poop? I want a girl to come to my room and shit for me”
She hung up.

I died laughing when she told me this story. Too funny.

So I have been horrible about posting again… I haven’t been in the mood to write lately and nothing was coming to me of any interest to write. I also got pretty busy the last few weeks so my computer time has been quite limited. I fear my feed reader. I also wanted to apologize to The English Courtesan for not responding to her tagging me. I have been lazy and uninspired… hopefully that will change and will respond back! My friend also had my camera for a bit so sorry about the lack of photos.

What else is going on in my life here in Vegas as an escort? Well I have seen an increasing trend of security asking me for my I.D. and then giving me the third degree for not having it. Sorry, but I know if I show it to the hotels who have asked, they will run it and see that I had been arrested at one of their sister properties. From there they can either just warn me, hold me until I get a ticket for trespassing from Metro, or go to jail. One security guy at the Mirage was acting so screwy I had to walk out of the front door, to the public sidewalk, and all the way around the block to get to my car in the garage. That really wasn’t a good night. Usually when this behavior goes on I think that there is a bust going on and they are taking advantage of clearing as many girls as they can from their casino. Another hint when a bust is taking place? The lack of security at the elevators when they normally check for keys… that night at the Mirage I had noticed this as well. I was happy to get my butt out of there..

Yea, I need to vent for a second. It’s situations like what I heard last night and what happened to me at a bachelor party the night before that makes me want to smack some sense into these younger girls. I am in my mid twenties and quite a few of the newer girls at services I work at are 18-20 or maybe just turned 21. No matter what their age, they have been acting like they are 16. Things around Vegas have gotten a little bit tougher when making money because of the girls that come from out of town or don’t know how to make money end up screwing so many people over. Why should they care? They are only in town for the week or just want to test the waters at being a prostitute. They don’t realize the impact it has on tourists who come back next year for their convention or on down the road for a future vacation. What these girls don’t realize is how to get whatever money they can, do the act and move on. Just because you had to bargain down to some lower amount of money to make the deal doesn’t make you less of a person for doing so. After all, you are STILL making more money than lawyers and doctors do per hour so smile! You are still a whore, and no level of money changes that.

So the night before last I went on a service call with one of these younger girls (let’s call her Joann) who really wishes she wasn’t in the sex industry. Most of these girls used to or still work in strip clubs and just put on some “I’m better than you” attitude but somehow ended up in the sex industry from their pimp who wanted them to make more money. That is this girl’s story, also. So Joann and I go to the call at the Las Vegas Hilton at 4:30 in the morning and it turns out to be an 8-person bachelor party. No biggie though bachelor parties are one of my least favorite. They give us the company fee pretty easily and we start talking about our tips (we talk and collect 95% of our tips up front for parties so they know what kind of party they are getting and we aren’t constantly begging for money the whole time). They say we are too high and want to negotiate. The main guy who is dealing with the money goes to the other guys and collects as much as he can per person to pitch in. He comes back to us with about 1/3 of what we originally asked for which is STILL a good bit of money. After her sulking and looking pissed about the amount he wants to tip, she agrees to do the show for the bachelor. We go out to the room and I start dancing for the bachelor while she just STANDS there next to me, watching. The whole time looking like her best friend just died and won’t smile to even seem halfway interested. I ask for tips to play some of the bachelor games and she says nothing to help to get more cash to boost up what we got paid originally. After one game Joann sat down and looked at her phone and claimed she had another call to go to. GOOD please go and leave me here so I can try to work these guys and make some more money. After her horrible attitude and leaving the room, the customers didn’t want to spend any more money for sexual acts because they were of course… disappointed! I tried being chipper and got a couple extra 20’s for being polite and left the room a little ticked. I made sure the girls at the company knew about her attitude and hopefully won’t be sent anywhere with her again.

Last night the story I heard was another young girl (who has previously screwed up calls we have gone on together) who was at the Bellagio and took $2,500 from a customer, claimed she didn’t feel good, and somehow left the room without even taking her clothes off. I was dumbfounded. I also know that she doesn’t do “full service” a.k.a. have sex with customers. No girl has to do anything they don’t want to do, but I don’t understand why she wants to be in this industry and NOT have sex? What I concluded was that she promised this guy that she would have sex but then bailed. I know the company isn’t too happy with her at all right now… and of course that guy will never come back to Vegas and have a girl over again.

Anyway I am done venting. The National Association of Broadcasters (NAB) is in town and is the largest convention that comes here every year. Last year was kind of disappointing but hopefully this year will be different!