The Las Vegas Courtesan

So what would you do if you were an escort in a tourist city and when you call to get the information of a client, the girl who booked the call says the room number then says the first and last name of a person you know from your home state? I’m not talking about John Smith, nor something as extreme as Mach Klichenstiener …

This happened to me recently. I pulled into the Sahara hotel and the phone girl told me the name of a friend of mine from my home state. I paused… I could totally see this person visiting Las Vegas for a convention and getting the hair brained idea of calling a girl over. I called the room first to see what the guy sounded like since I can judge by the voice alone, but no one answered. I kind of froze because I knew I had to go knock on the door since the services are pretty strict on once you know the room information, they want you to go up to see if they are physically in the room.  I go upstairs, with my heart beating and knock on the door. Luckily no one still answered and she informed me the client was seriously drunk. Ah good. Luckily I have never run into someone I know from back home, but I have had other similar names come up but were really generic and thought nothing of it. So… if you were in my shoes, what would you do if you recognized a name?

I know I’m a little behind on this but I came across it the other day and somehow wasn’t surprised after the idiot in New England murdered a girl who’s ad was posted on Craigslist. Ever since the District Attorneys for the 40 some-odd states bent Craigslist over their knee to comply with tracking ads, I wasn’t surprised it came down to this. Of course they are just renaming the section but now they will manually screen the posts.

Obviously this is a bad move for Craigslist and a bad move for Internet free speech, or net neutrality. The company has now put themselves into a position that they will be taking some sort of liability by actually posting the ads manually, even though they have no control to the act the person ends up doing after getting a customer through the site. I am all for free speech on the Internet and the whole guidelines that the 1996 Federal Communications Act helped create by protecting the businesses that had web sites run by user generated content, but this is taking a step back and bending for the government so that they have more control. Prostitution is going to happen, no matter how hard you try to stop it. I think Craigslist made some of the police departments around the country kind of lazy because to them, it was like shooting fish in a barrel!

I, personally, used to post ads on Craigslist years ago and stopped when they first started cracking down (especially after I got busted myself) and haven’t really been back since. To me I did it because I had run out of all other options and it was slow around town and walking through casinos and sitting at bars made me really nervous. I just don’t see what the big deal was on there. Men would call up immediately on the phone as soon as it was posted (mostly locals) and were trying to see how far their $150 would go, but then would act extremely insulted when I said that would be okay for a starting point. It rarely got me decent $ and all of the clients had a holier-than-thou attitude. I like it when people treat me on the same level, not like they are so far above me… so I got annoyed quick and after going to jail for it, I stopped.

The funny thing is I found out about this from my new favorite website, http://www.textsfromlastnight.com on a post over here . If you have a spare few hours, the site is hilarious.

Sorry… I don’t know what my deal has been lately but I can definitely say I was uninspired in the blog world. I have been busy with work and more work and there’s not many new and exciting things going on. I’ve been really focused on getting up and calling on to my agencies and coming home worn out to just go to sleep. Yea… exhilarating, I know!

The good news is I’ve shot some new pictures and finally have some to post! That is exciting 🙂 I will defintiely get to posting those soon.

Well lets face it… I could go on an on about the things I *don’t* like to hear (of course there are tons!) but hey… that would be negative and who wants that!?

Top Three Things I LIKE To Hear (in no particular order):

1) “I left the fee out for you”

 When I go on calls for agencies, the most unsexy thing is being asked a bunch of questions about something that was already was explained to them on the phone before I was even called to come over. The job of the girl who books the appointment is to properly pitch the guy and be ready for when the girl gets there.. that way the fun can begin right away! Every girl likes to come in and see a prepared guy with at least the fee. I never mind if people only have the fee and know they have to tip but wait to go to the ATM until I show up. A lot less hassle!

2) Being told during a large bachelor party by the organizer, “If someone in our party is being rude to you, come and get me”

As I have said before, there is always one asshole at every bachelor party. The sad part is when the other friends don’t tell that one guy to act right, and it ends up ruining the whole vibe in the room. It’s always comforting if the organizer knows some of his friends can be rude, and doesn’t mind telling them to behave.

3) Without asking the guy says, “I’m going to hop in the shower first, make yourself comfortable”

   I always make people wash up before hand. Some people take full showers when I ask and some people just wash their genitals. I really hate asking sometimes because I think people wonder if I am only asking because I think they are gross or that they stink, and that’s hardly the case. It makes it much more comfortable for me when people volunteer way ahead of my request.

Top Three Things I DON’T LIKE To Hear (in no particular order):

1) “I mean, we’re good looking guys and all.. I’m sure you wouldn’t charge us as much as some other guys”.

  This statement really makes it hard for me to not roll my eyes. I have to say that a pretty large majority of people who call for girls in Las Vegas are in their mid 20’s-late 30’s. Most guys this age assume that the ONLY type of guys who call are 50+ and have some sort of weight problem. I don’t know where they get this from, but it is definitely not the majority. A lot of people who visit Las Vegas are conventioneers, yes, but the other half of guys who visit are younger and eager to party. The nice way I like to respond to their vain comment is, “I don’t discriminate against who you are, your age, your weight, or where you stay and adjust my pricing to each category. I keep it fair!” heh.

2)  “Money is not an issue”

     Surprisingly when I hear this comment, money ALWAYS becomes an issue. You’d think that it would be like, “Oh well okay” and things go smoothly, but actually when I hear this comment usually the call doesn’t work out. This comment is also usually followed by:

3) “So… how much is it?”

     How much is it for what? So many people have different requests and needs, it’s all negotiable. I don’t have a set price and I know most girls don’t have a set in stone sticker amount for a session. Some people want sex, but want it just quick and fast. Some people want sex but want a whole hour, as many times, and also a long blow job. Some people want something in the middle. Some people don’t want sex at all and are afraid to go that far. I also get, “you know what I want”. If reading minds was so easy.. then I would have a straight answer and heck.. everything would be a lot easier! That would be awesome!