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My Review Of Secret Diary Of A Call Girl

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

So I found another recording of the first episode and waited for the second episode to record so I could watch them both and give my little opinion on here.

So what did I think? I think that it seems a bit unrealistic. I have not read the books, I admit (I am terrible about finishing books! Hard to when you may get a call to go to a hotel in the middle of things then I forget what happened) but the first episode goes along with what I think most men hope and dream of happening with a prostitute: they want the girl to like them and enjoy them or fall for them. Its what I think a vast majority of my clients wish and hope to happen. If that wasn’t the case then I wouldn’t have people say things like “I’m not a fat disgusting man I am ‘attractive’ and ‘nice’ ”. Anyway I got the feeling that the show was going towards that direction in the first scenes. So far the only thing that I have identified with is the first part where she is passing through a hotel and onto the elevators. I think the same thing in my head, “walk quickly, don’t draw attention, and look like you know where you’re going”. Sometimes I tend to wander half aimlessly like a silly tourist would through the casinos. The actress who plays Belle, Billie Piper, I first thought was a bad choice for the main character. I am glad to see during the second episode she seems to get more into the role and loosens up and becomes more of a believable character. Over acting kind of spoiled it for me in the first episode.

Maybe I am a silly ol’ American but I really had to rewind some parts due to the mumbling of lines mixed in with a British accent made things hard to understand. Look forward to seeing some of the future episodes to see how things progress! I’ll try and update my thoughts..

Had a good night last night and what are good nights usually followed by? Slow, boring nights. At least I made a few hundred so far and I think to myself… it could be worse, I could be making $10 an hour.

Diary Of A Callgirl Premiere And A Las Vegas Regular

Friday, June 13th, 2008

Whew back from another mini-trip. Hopefully this return back home will be better than last time.

While driving around LA last weekend, I had seen that the new Showtime series for “Secret Diary of A Call Girl” was starting up. Loved the billboards on the side of the road along with an ad for the new “Weeds” season… sexy for sure.
Pretty interested in seeing it and I have my recorder set for Monday. Didn’t know till I was reading around that the series had aired in the UK and was imported here unedited. Good… hate it when they do that.

Anyway.. glad to see and hear that this actually went off. I read Belle du Jour’s blog for a long time and was quite interested in seeing how all of this panned out. I actually ran across her book while in an erotic book store in the Northwest this past week. Almost bought it but then a slew of rare erotic photo books caught my eye and had put it back. Amazon will have to do then.

I forgot to mention before my previous little trip at the end of May I ventured up to the Bay Area and thought of calling a regular customer of mine who comes to Vegas for meetings quite a bit. He said to call him if I ever was needing cash or visiting nearby to meet up for the usual amount he pays but would get a room and pay for a flight if necessary. Apparently my blow jobs work some sort of “miracle” for him so he spends quite a bit. I decided to take him up on the offer and it actually worked out and fit time into both of our schedules. Trip was paid for at the start.. awesome! It does bug me that since I have seen him more than twice that he thinks I will suddenly become relaxed on my rules for being safe and clean. Just because I “know” him now doesn’t mean I am going to risk myself so he feels better. It makes me angered on the inside that men risk themselves and their own partner to get an unprotected bj or something more just so they can feel better. People should feel ashamed but.. of course they don’t.

The Worst Security In Las Vegas Award Goes To…… Mandalay Bay!

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

I got back into town on Thursday evening and called onto my services but got too tired before anyone actually called me. Friday I work and do quite well for my first real day back and was happy… the weekend can only get better right? Wrong.

I get a call to the Mandalay Bay from the service I work for that only deals with referrals from cab and limo drivers (their fee is a little higher) and meet up with two other girls I know quite well in the room. It’s a large bachelor party of about 10-11 guys and we pull aside the best man (who arranged the call) to a side room to collect the fee and figure out what kind of party they are looking for. One girl explains to him very clearly that this fee is not ours, we do not profit from it and only gets us there and a strip and tips determine the party… once this is collected there are no refunds (because then WE would have to pay for it!) He says it’s no problem he understands and gives the fee. We called to tell the company and proceeded to get naked for the fee. One girl started tips off a little high, I admit, but then we calmed him down to say we will start for whatever tips but we need to know what the budget is. They come back with the figure (from 10 guys) of 100-200 split between 3 girls for a full on party. Sorry but can’t do it. Two of the guys get ticked, don’t want to work things out, someone puts a chair in front of the door and watches to make sure we don’t leave with the company fee. The rest of the guys are pretty okay with what happened and said to let us leave and understand 50 bucks a girl wont cut it. We even offered to stay and dance for the bachelor privately for the small money they did have. We were calm, cool, and trying to work it out.

There’s always one asshole at every Bachelor party and this guy was a big one. He first of all interrupted any talking about working things out with “give us the fee back and you can go, if not I will first call security then Las Vegas Metro”. Wow is it really that necessary to go threaten us like that? Ten/eleven guys versus 3 girls… I think we are outnumbered. He picks up the phone and a few of the guys were just like “go”… so we did and walked down the hall. We get on the elevator and it goes down, unknown to us The Asshole had caught up to us and saw him as the doors closed. We all say split as we get off. The doors open and about 5 security guards were standing there. Holy shit.

I try and walk off around them as they snagged the other two girls as I exclaim I don’t know them. I get around the corner heading straight for the front door and a public sidewalk when a guard runs back up to me grabbing my arm exclaiming “You’re coming with me!”. I know my rights and know he just broke a few laws by forcefully grabbing me. I don’t remember what I exactly exclaimed but I did shout, “you can’t do that! You can’t touch me! I did nothing and leaving out of the door!” I put my hands up to show I wasn’t struggling and he fought back throwing my arms behind me and trying to squeeze me in handcuffs . What the hell? I said what did I do that I am being put in cuffs and he never replied. He pushed me along saying I am going to the back now for not complying. I said tell me what I have done to be taken to the back… silence. I said what am I under arrest for and he said I wasn’t under arrest. So why did I have cuffs on and being drug thru the WHOLE casino floor to the security office? How embarrassing.

So we get to the back… me in handcuffs and the other two girls have their mouths wide open that I am being led in cuffed up. We sit and wait and wait… over hearing comments of us being charged with felonies of grand larceny by Metro because the customers were pressing charges. Then we overheard one Mandalay Bay security supervisor calling us “trick rollers” and chuckling then being corrected by the police officer that we actually were not doing such a thing. We finally got to explain our side and said we don’t care about the fee and will give it back to the guys to avoid felony charges (of course). All three of us had been trespassed on an MGM property before so we all three got misdemeanor tickets for trespassing. Thankfully no one got taken to jail.

So… I am just livid about the whole security situation over there and how the walking penis of a guard handled things. I know that what happened was not done properly and totally will be making sure that asshole is reprimanded for his actions. Grrrr

Replies To The Monte Carlo Post

Sunday, June 8th, 2008

Wow back from my trip and see people responded quite a bit to my last post before I left.

Since there’s so much to reply to I’ll just make an entry and then in a separate one telling of the horrible situation I had to deal with tonight. What a welcome back to home to Vegas, experience I went through!

Whomever posted as “I”: Unfortunately there’s no easy solution to pin pointing ads on eros or some such as agencies just by looking at them. Even some single girl independent sites are run through services. You just need to call around and figure things out on your own and if the girl who answers says “I answer the phone for the girls” translates to probably being a service. Dealing with services isn’t a bad thing you just have to understand you’re in for paying a little more for someone to send you a girl like room service. Casino/nightclub girls can be an okay bet but always be cautious of who you take back and not knowing even where she came from.

DRR: I have never heard a story like that but I have heard of girls getting fake chips (like what they sell in souvenir shops) and I have had a guy try to give me a chip from a roulette table (same kind of chip for tourney’s). I completely don’t doubt a poker player trying to pull some game like that. .. thanks for reminding me to watch for the annual poker players at the Rio! Can be a good crowd 🙂

jaecyn: Wow really sorry to hear about that… sad to hear you also picked up the phone so easily and resorted to calling security. I really hate it when people don’t just say “hey I don’t like you leave” or some other lame excuse and immediately shoo the girl off. Calling security when you haven’t even given her money is kinda like tattling to your parents when your sister is bugging you. In the end it makes everyone look like an idiot by reacting that way. You did the right thing when you got the phone call from the “driver” … next time just say leave I don’t like you than resorting to such unnecessary measures.

I can’t wait to write about the horrible mess I went through tonight… can’t wait to talk to my lawyer on Monday, too.

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