Question Of The Day: What Are Most Penises Like?
I get asked this question quite a bit by nervous guys who feel like they are somehow inadequate to women and figure who better to ask than a girl who sees a lot of penises? I can see their reasoning’s why I might be a good person to ask….
I really started thinking about it when a Chinese guy in his early 20’s struck up a conversation while I was getting ready to leave. He is going to school in the states for a few years and had observed some things, but was especially concerned about the discussion of penis size. I think he had seen some pornographic movies since living here and asked, “So white men, they are like this long, huh?” and held up his hands to make a length of almost a FOOT. I almost died laughing watching him try to judge what he thought was the normal size of other men. Then he went on to say, “because I know… Chinese man is very small, huh?” I said to him that I don’t know what he watched or what he was judging it on, but if he was basing it on watching porno movies since living in the US then he shouldn’t be so concerned. I think the men that are in said movies are approximately 2% of the population and since they seem to last longer sometimes (I know they do several shots and takes to make it seem like they come once an hour) I think the size + stamina drops the stats down even further. Maybe I am wrong, but I very very rarely see men who could audition for some sort of porn movie role. Sounds crazy but true.
The average client I see has a penis between the length of 4-6 inches. The typical stamina of clients is fairly quick, which goes along with some statistics I read that the average man lasts 4-6 minutes. I think sometimes things last longer, here in Vegas, just because of the amount of drinking and partying that people do and THEN decide to call a prostitute. Usually those people can’t finish or get it up. I can usually tell this is going to happen within the first 2 minutes of starting to entertain a guy. Back to penis size though… I know a lot of people will disagree with my numbers but here’s my theory: maybe men who are significantly larger have more self confidence and they don’t feel the need to use the services of a prostitute or maybe they feel like they have something to prove and won’t use their services. The one thing that shocks me the most though is the number of men who look like their penis was marred by a bad circumcision. I see quite a few that point weird directions, come to a small point like a rocket, have super skinny shafts but a big mushroom head or vice versa, and the most painful of all: are hooked almost as much as Gonzo’s nose on the Muppets.
Either way, I hope I dismissed some myths and I know I definitely gave a little more confidence to the Chinese student by assuring him that he was normal and don’t worry about competing with the porn stars.
Tags: penis, porn, prostitutes, questions
So I am just curious as to the number of penises that are circumcised versus uncircumcised.
December 2nd, 2009 at 6:36 amGood question really…. I thought about including that after I posted. When more foreign customers are in town the rate goes way up (like during Thanksgiving for example… mostly international clients). I think for Americans its 10% uncut and 90% cut. As far as Europeans, Asian, and Middle Eastern the rate jumps up significantly to 70% UNcut and 30% cut. I’m just taking a stab at that number… maybe I should start keeping track.
December 3rd, 2009 at 9:36 pmHorrible custom the circumcision. To let babies go through that in our time.. There is something wrong with their parents head.
December 19th, 2009 at 10:10 amI’m not a sex worker, but I worked 2 weeks in a urologist’s office and I agree that the average size is 4-6 inches… of course, these were mostly old guys with prostate problems, but I figured I’d let you know that it agrees with your experience. 🙂 I think probably 90% were circumcised, too.
December 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 pmthe ‘bend’ to the left, right, up or down usually is the result of an accident where the penis was injured and healed that way….
there is a condition called Peyronie’s disease that is explained here:
December 24th, 2009 at 11:26 amhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peyronie's_disease