Crazy Stories Part I: The Funniest Bachelor Party
People constantly ask me, “What is the craziest thing you’ve ever seen or been asked to do?” Somehow this question is the second or third question in a group that I get asked a lot. Usually people’s first question or statement is, ”I bet you get a lot of fat ugly old men, huh?” followed by, “What if you show up and the guy is really disgusting?” and then comes the always popular, “I bet people ask you for some crazy stuff”.
As for the crazy requests, no I don’t get a whole lot of them. I seem to read blogs of girls who get more specific requests in their home city maybe because the guy is more comfortable there? I’m not sure what the reason is, but out of the 5 years I’ve been an escort, I don’t have an absurd number of off the wall requests to tell about (well except in emails I get quite a few but they don’t go happen since I think people fantasize more than follow through on the act). Anyway, onto the story!
A service called and said I was meeting another girl at the Imperial Palace for a bachelor party. When we walked in we were greeted by 10-12 young guys squished into one standard room at the hotel (quite small!) but immediately went to talking to the guy in charge away from the bachelor. We got the company fee out of the way and did our strip for the room full of anxious guys. Once we were comfortable, we started talking about what kind of party they were interested in and what kind of budget they were working with. They were on a tight budget but then the bachelor gets some crazy idea and says he has a thing with food. Food? He points to the pizzas they had left over from dinner and claimed, “It would be really hot if I could throw pizza toppings at your asses bent over on the bed”. I was stumped… really? He replied with, “Yea I will pay one of you $100 bucks to do it”. The other girl was eager and yelled, “I will!” while I wasn’t too thrilled of pepperoni being flung at my cheeks. Everyone was laughing and giggling at the proposition while she got in position on the bed. I turned around to watch the crowd of guys while the bachelor did this because I had a sneaking suspicion of what their real plan was: record or take pictures as part of the joke. I kept an eye and sure enough two guys were trying to hide behind each other and sneak cameras to take pictures of the funny action.
I pointed it out, “Ok guys … no photos please”. Immediately the bachelor stops mid throw and gets irate, “What do you mean no photos!? It’s my party!” and proceeds to get seriously pissed off at me and the other girl because we are so rude to ask for no photos to be taken. He yelled, “just GET OUT, just LEAVE”. My policy is you only have to ask me once to leave so we were out the door in a minute. At the end I just giggled and thought who really wants to become the next YouTube sensation? I think we would pass!
Tags: bachelor parties, pizza, requests
Am I sick in that my first reaction to that story was, “That’s a waste of good pizza?”
June 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pmWow, that truly is fucked up! And how come an entire group of men can’t come up with a good amount of cash? Cheap bastards!
June 25th, 2009 at 9:21 pmThat’s the thing Christina.. they weren’t men yet 🙂
June 28th, 2009 at 5:14 pmThat’s a funny story. So, they had the bright idea to call service, then had no idea what to do after y’all got there? I wonder what they told thier friends, about their wild Vegas trip, when they got home. I’m sure they amped it up a little.
June 28th, 2009 at 9:23 pmWell if they didn’t have a lot of money i don’t see the point in hiring escorts just to throw food at them?? Semms rather stupid in my eyes and a waste of money. O well at least they got paid and had to do nothing 😉 serves them right for being so immature.
July 14th, 2009 at 5:04 amI want to have some secrets in VEGAS…Looks like I will be making a trip down in AUGUST and then maybe I can post my worst secret 🙂 Keep up the good work !!
July 21st, 2009 at 9:02 am