Funny Bachelor Party Story At The MGM Grand
I got a call a little bit early after I ate dinner to go to the MGM Grand for a two-girl call to see some Irish guys. Ended up being only one guy getting entertainment so the other girl left since I had gotten there first and seemed to like me better. I was there for an escort agency so I got the fee out of the way and started talking about the tips and what all we could do for the small amount of money he had. Unfortunately we had to stick to lap dances and a hand job.
I started dancing for the guy and he tells me that tomorrow he’s getting married in New York.
I asked him, “As in New York, NY the hotel across the street?”
He replied back with, “No as in New York City as in up north in America… at 2pm. Last night my buddies took me to the Spearmint Rhino and got me tons of dances and tonight is my last night so I wanted something in my room!”
Wow what a traveler and quite a hangover he will be experiencing tomorrow! I pull off his boxers, put on a condom with the lube inside (always makes things work better and feel better for the customers too) and start the fun. After trying for a while he tells me he’s giving up and things aren’t feeling as good since he’s been drinking all night and day. He also mentioned that he is still really sore from those dances he got at the club last night. He starts pulling off the condom with the rag I got for him and he starts making shrieking sounds.
“Oh dear god I’ve done it!” as he holds the cloth to his groin.
I said, “What could it be… I use a safe clean water based lube and you’re not allergic to latex right?”
“No”, he replied, “it’s the bloody dances from last night and my dick was rubbin’ against my belt!” and points to the large eagle shaped belt buckle he was wearing now on the floor.
Ouch… I told him to let me see and he pulled away the cloth to show that indeed there was a really red splotch on the end and up the shaft that was rubbed completely raw. I am sure my performance didn’t help anything at all. I can’t imagine feeling this same raw feeling on my privates on a girl. I am sure his honeymoon will be a sore one!
Tags: bachelor parties, mgm grand, new york, prostitutes
You give hand jobs with a condom on? How surprising! I’ve never thought of such a thing. You learn something new everyday . . . and I do feel sorry for him on his honeymoon . . . should be an interesting explanation he comes up with.
Thanks for sharing on this blog. It’s an enjoyable read.
July 28th, 2008 at 6:50 ami think they call that the luck of the Irish!
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July 28th, 2008 at 9:42 amSurprisingly a lot of girls do use condoms to give hand jobs here. I do because I never know when my hangnail (I have the horrible habit of gnawing on my cuticles) or a paper cut happens to create an open area in the skin. I have fake nails as well and the last thing you want is bacteria or something dreadful getting under them and I don’t even want to think of that petri dish. I have seen some girls use gloves which just is freaky to me… many say am too cautious but in my opinion there is never such a thing about being TOO safe and healthy!
July 29th, 2008 at 11:25 pmA hand jobs a mans job! Dont waste your time
December 4th, 2008 at 5:46 pm