Las Vegas Honeymooners: Husband, Wife… Whore?
Yea so I was horrible and never got around to writing my little story the other day about a interesting call. Looking back it just seemed humorous to me..
So I happened to be at the Sahara hotel on a different call for a service that didn’t go through. Cheap ass cowboys.. sometimes the Las Vegas Rodeo just pisses me off. Anyway the phone girl says she has a couple call on the same floor oddly enough. I show up and they are from Texas and seem pretty country also. They inform me that they just got married 2 hrs previously. I thought to myself “this couple goes down in the record book as strange”. Ok not strange but different. I’ll be nice since they so kindly paid me.
So I got the company fee out of the way and the wife informs me, while he washes up, that she wants me to give her husband a blowjob while she goes downstairs to get the cash. I always get paid upfront so I got some casino chips while she went to get cash. The way she made it sound was that she wanted him to be finished while she was out of the room and to not be included. Ok fine… so I started on him after she left and oops he was done in 2 minutes, literally. The wife comes back with the cash to her husband getting his boxers on. She says, “Well I thought she was going to start! Did you tell her no?”
I said, “Actually no… we’re done”
She got silent and exclaims “What in the hell ?!?! It takes me an hour to an hour and a half! What does she do that is so much better than me??”
Oh man. I felt bad for a split second but then realized… there is no reason for me to feel bad. She didn’t say she wanted to be there and if my performance was going to challenge hers then she should have never called in the first place!
I am sure that was a start to a beautiful marriage. Hah
an hour and a half?! i’ll bet she’s bored to tears with that activity! she was probably looking forward to witnessing the results of your labor, but figured she would be even more bored observing than participating. if it consistently takes her an hour and a freakin’ half to get him off (and if she gets any joy at all from the process or has a modicum of skill/talent) a mini tour of the lobby to let you “break the ice” and returning in time for the finale sounds reasonable.
if i found myself in her position, you can bet that i would have been making a second trip to the lobby for cash or handing over more of those casino chips to cover as much of your time as you could spare… i wouldn’t let you out of that room until i had mastered every technique *you* could think of to teach me!
i just had Scott read this post and i told him that i’ve just got one question about it… please tell us: what did the satisfied groom have to say about what you do that his little woman doesn’t?! Scott bet me that he didn’t/couldn’t say anything & just stuttered through it.
**off topic**
January 7th, 2007 at 6:44 amthanks for blogrolling me! i have happily included your blog among my must-reads as well. thanks!
Heh I was a little surprised about her hour and a half conquests. Who wants to do that?! I agree, I would have done the same thing.. gone back down stairs to keep the girl there to make it a learning experience for whatever I might be missing. Especially since she just married him, what better way to start off the marriage by learning to give your husband the best blow job?
To answer your question, he did kinda stutter the answer but finally got to it: my astroglide in the condom plus using my hand as well as my mouth was different and got the job done fast. I personally never do BBBJ’s (bare back blow job for the people that don’t know the term) and instead of having latex on skin, the astroglide always makes for a quicker happy ending. Of course! heh
January 7th, 2007 at 8:11 pm